God and St. Peter are talking and God says:
"Peter, I need a vaction. Where should i go?"
Peter says:
"Well...you could go to the moon."
God thinks about it and then shakes him head.
"No...it doesn't have any atmosphere."
Peter thinks for a bit and then he says:
"Well, what about earth?"
God says:
"No way...I went there about 2000 years ago and met this nice Jewish girl...they are still talking about it."


I loled when I heard this joke. :)